The Hillz (2004) Movie Review, Trailer, Film Still and Poster

USA 2004
Director: Saran Barnun
Cast: Paris Hilton, Jesse Woodrow, Rene Heger, Jason Shaw, Eric Priestley, James DeBello, Vince Rimoldi
Rating: R
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The Movie Review

Oh..my..GOD....!!! I can't believe some people would make such an awfully tasteless movie. This movie is a disaster. Actually, I did find several movies that were very depressing to watch, and The Hillz should fall into that category too, but in the middle of its running length, I was just pretty darn curious of how worse this movie could really get, and it's one of the worst movie in 2004. Absolute!

The Story? Steve 5 (Jesse Woodrow) tells the story of his life and the life around the Hillz, a place known as the American Dream until one day Steve 5 and his friends Duff (Rene Heger), T (Vince Rimoldi) and Seb (Eric Priestley) are avenging


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Seb's humiliation upon Martin the local police by shooting Martin to death. Afterwards Steve goes to a college, Seb is sober and works at the local pizza diner, leaving Duff and T who are still pursuing their criminal goals. When Steve comes back from college to win his longtime love interest Heather Smith (Paris Hilton), he's soon get caught-up with the criminal activities of his old buddies.

The Hillz... I really couldn't stop chuckling and wondering at every scene of it, at how ridiculously executed this film was. Okay let me list it for you alright: We got Steve 5 who is acting like a retard with his mouth gawking all the time when he supposed to be the sober-minded one, a narcotics officer who screams like a sissy, scenes of gunfight action that the camera always pointed out of the view of the victims so they are not dramatic at all, Steve 5 and his friends who wear clothing like some poor dudes when they are supposed to be filthy rich, Paris Hilton wears a very very sexy dress that accents her cleavage to a funeral, and she even makes an entrance like she's in some kind of catwalk just to deliver some unnecessary lines...the whole thing is unbelievable.

Talking about illogical, irrational, ridiculous, absurdity..., all I could hear is the word F*ck chanted over and over like they don't have anything else to say anymore. Moreover I couldn't find a single entertaining aspect from The Hillz. Avoid it, avoid The Hillz at all cost. It will save precious minutes of your live.

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One of the most unbelievably irrational aspects of the Hillz is that it's narrated by Steve 5, He tells a story of his life after he died, so once again, after he dies, he tells us his story throughout the movie! And when the movie ends, he implies something that would go like this "Did you see that, me and Duff got killed dude"...What the??? At least they could order one of Steve's friend (keep one of them alive until the movie ends) to narrate the story.

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