Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfolds

	USA 1995 Director: Fred Olen Ray Cast: J.J. North, Ted Monte, Raelyn Saalman, Tammy Parks, Tim Abell, Jay Richardson, John Lazar Rating: R Release Date: 1995 Running Time: 1 hour 26 minutes The Movie Review Plain Sadistic ;-P		ATTACK Of The 60 FOOT CENTERFOLDS Storyline: Cast: Ending: Overall:
	I'm sure you horndogs out there would surrender without any fight if you were "attacked" by a centerfold girl prowling at you. But if we were to be attacked by a gigantic hotness? Alright guys, let's see first hand what to do if we were attacked by 60-foot centerfolds... The movie opens with three scientists doing some experiment on a rat. Two of them already warn their leader, Dr. Paul Lindstrom (John Lazar), about the danger of using high dosage of the serum, but he replies "no pain no gain!" (Alrighty matey, just do it!). And as you can already guess, the experiment gone awry. So what's wrong with it? Nothing at first, because Dr. Lindstrom is indeed a good doctor who often helps his patient, Angel Grace. Angel Grace or Miss March (J.J. North) is a centerfold of an adult magazine called Play Thing owned by Bob Gordon (Jay Richardson). She's been using the serum from the doctor to make herself look more attractive (and by attractive it means some parts of her torso are getting enlarged). It is called as "Beauty Enhancement Program". But after a photo session when Angel Grace is mocked by fellow model, Betty Bennett the Miss November (Tammy Parks), that her breasts are shrinking, she's panic. Especially considering there soon will be a contest for the 10th Centerfold of the Year. So she goes once more to Dr. Lindstrom to have another dose. At first, Dr. Lindstrom, doesn't allow her to use another vial because the time between the previous use and the next use is too short. But since Angel is being very persistent and stubborn, eventually, Dr. Lindstrom gives her thirty vials of the serum for her to use. But it comes with one rule, to use them only one vial a day, no more and no less. Puny Useless Males! And it works! But then again, Angel Grace is so low in self-esteem especially when she's going to compete with her fellow models on the private beach of Bob Gordon. And in panic she uses more than a vial. The result is toweringly shocking! Literally! It turns out that the serum had caused two rats to grow in enourmous size, which causing those giant rats (with the actors inside them lolz) to cause panic in the office of Dr. Lindstrom himself! If that could cause tiny rodents to grow to the size of 8-foot tall, what is that gonna do to poor Miss March...? We all know we can't expect much from a movie like this, heck man this movie is even almost unreviewable! But still some factors could ruin our viewing experience mainly namely The humor... The overall tone of the movie is very light and cheerful but for most of the time the jokes really miss the target. And the story is kinda dragging for many times, it's somehow becoming something uninteresting. This 90s comedy film is the type of movie that you can safely skip some parts of the story while doing some other things, like ironing your clothes or cleaning up your stuff. I myself watched the movie for the first time years and years ago while cleaning up my room. Awesome Rhubarb not to be Missed! And afterall, this is a movie about breasts! And concerning those parts of human torso, there are plenty of scenes showing you those certain parts of the centerfolds. Actually there is nothing particularly awful about it. Yes the acting is horible, though I believe on some level they were intentionally acting bad. The soundtracks are fun and there is something very 90s and even 80s about the movie. What I like the most about the movie is the scene where the giant rats played by actors inside rat suit is causing hysteria in the office of Dr. Lindstrom, this is the best. But that's not the only good thing... I'm so relief knowing that the movie still has one more trick up its sleeves, you do notice the letter s on Centerfolds? Which meansss.... yes there is more than one centerfold and this here my friend is the main attraction of this B-movie topless romp, chick fight! It's not long but it's a sight to see, and there are also several interesting scenes involving that huge model. I guess in the end the movie really falls to "Hate-it-or-Love-it" type of entertainment. > Will men stand a chance when this woman attacks? Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958). > Imagine the chaos when 60 foot man gone amok! The Amazing Colossal Man (1957). > Giant woman gives some lessons to crazy dudes: Dude Where's My Car (2000). > The totally ridiculous version: Battle of the Colossal Women (2003). © iwan pranowo of Movielogy.com Twitter: @movielogy posted: Saturday, 29 October 2011 11:29 am

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